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Finally, it's that time of year when Winter Man (the mysterious yet beloved avatar of the Chrimbus spirit) rewards those who have trimmed their Chrimbus Bush to moist, compact perfection with lavish and unsettling commercial tributes. Allow your eager, fashionable hosts to whisk you on a magical journey through something approximating joyful festivities, filled to the brim with their trademark brand of tasteful skits, scenes, and perhaps a Chrimbus carol or two (or one). This new tradition is sure to bring smiles to the whole family, so smile, damn you! It's Chrimbus!