Celebrity Deathmatch

1. Chyna vs. Albert Einstein 2. Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp 3. David Copperfield vs. David Blaine Fight Summary: 1 - Chyna vs. Albert Einstein Perfect Body meets Perfect Mind Albert Einstein falls in love with Chyna, but she responds by kicking his ass. Finally Einstein sees that she hates him, and he responds by building a rocket launcher that blows up Chyna's breasts, then he creates a black hole which sucks one of Chyna's arms in. He mocks Chyna by sticking out his tongue, but she grabs it and spins it around him, finally she pulls the tongue, and Einstein's brain pops out. 2 - Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp Vedder uses some barb wire to tear up Stapp's throat, messing up his voice, this annoys a guy in the audience, who enters the ring and smashes Stapp's head to pieces. 3 - David Copperfield vs. David Blaine Copperfield falls into the piranha aquarium, but climbs out. Blaine tries to kill him, but Copperfield grabs a baseball bat from a trunk and smashes Blaine into the aqu