Celebrity Deathmatch

1. Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker 2. Faith Hill vs. Janet Jackson 3. Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant This episode featured civil war based fights, north vs south... Summary: 1 - Derek Jeter (North) vs. John Rocker (South) First up came two baseball stars. Jeter made Rocker hold a car battery, and he is electrocuted, as he holds his arm up, he looks like the statue of liberty. The North wins (1-0) 2 - Faith Hill (South) vs. Janet Jackson (North) Second came two music stars. Faith Hill and Janet each had their period during the fight so they were really pissed. Faith steps behind Janet and rips off her front, so her internal organs falls out. The South wins (1-1) 3 - Robert E. Lee vs. Ulysses S. Grant Two battlefield heroes. They decide to fight in a real duel with swords, and they starts chopping each other to pieces, finally its down to thumb vs thumb, and one thumb stomps the other... Johnny says that it's Grant's thumb, so the north wins. The North won with 2-1