Celebrity Deathmatch

1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner 2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres 3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale Summary: 1 - Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner After a while, Reynolds rips of Shatner's toupee, then he shoots Shatner in the stomach with a laser, this makes Shatner really thin, and pissed off, just later, Shatner rips off Reynolds' toupee, then he shoves it into Reynolds' mouth, and then he rips off Reynolds' stomach so the intestance falls out. 2 - Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres Dr Laura is was superior, until David Crosby jumps into the ring, and feeds Ellen with his old liver, this turns Ellen into a he-woman, very strong, and wild, Ellen starts beating up Dr Laura, and finally she holds dr Laura upside down, and her brain falls out. 3 - George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale Bush vs Bush This fight ends with Gavin plugging his guitar into Bush's ear, and after playing some really high tones, this president's head explodes.