Celebrity Deathmatch

1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser 2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas 3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick & Johnny. Fight Summary: 1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with. It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes. 2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it... 3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off. Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head. Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it. Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, which