Celebrity Deathmatch

1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr 2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper 3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers The first two fights took place way back in time since Nick and Johnny jumped into the time machine to go look for Debbie, who disappeared in the last episode. Fight Summary: 1 - Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr First on their trip, Nick and Johnny landed in ancient Rome, in the Colluseum. Nick was forced to face the Satyr while Johnny and Julius Caesar commented. The fight ends when Nick showes a roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half. 2 - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper Next they landed in 19th century London. The ripper tried to kill Debbie, but she just kicked his ass, however Sherlock Holmes steps in and decides to fight the ripper. It turns out that Holmes is a real moron, he ignores every evidence Watson gives him, Watson gets killed by the ripper, and Sherlock finally sees the killer. The ripper has a couple of knives and stuff inside his coat, an